Barona Shooting - Murder Suicide

Maybe I should stay away from Barona for a while. I definitely know how it feels to be laid off since it has happened to me more than once, but murder, suicide? Whoa!





http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local-beat/Deputies-Called-to-Casino-After-Shooting-80278997.html


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Ace Jack

This car almost tilted me. I hate Ace Jack!

Dusty "Leatherass" Schmidt raises $20,000 for Homeless

Saw this on Pokerati

Bluffing...

I want this for the garage..

Lie To Me - Fold Equity Episode

saw this over on wicked chops. At about 18:54 he tells what his favorite poker phrase is and just guess the answer...? Hint, it's NOT six8suited..

Wall Street Traders Go All In For Poker - ABC News

Wall Street Traders Go All In For Poker - ABC News

Phil Ivey to Relocate Big Game Action?RE: Aria, Newest Las Vegas Poker Room (2)

Phil Ivey to Relocate Big Game Action?RE: Aria, Newest Las Vegas Poker Room (2)

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bad beat poker

lol, found this over at pokerblips. Funny stuff.

He runs really bad...

repost from Poker Grump.

How to lose $127 million

This Wall Street Journal article is a fascinating glimpse into the world of casinos and their whales.

I was surprised to read that state gaming regulations prohibit casinos from allowing visibly intoxicated patrons from gambling. If true, this must be the single most widely disregarded rule on the books. At least half of the time that I play poker there is somebody at the table that I can tell within 60 seconds is drunk. I have never--literally not once--seen or heard any casino employee advise such people to leave or stop playing, or cut them off from further alcohol, unless the player is intolerably unruly or falling asleep at the table.

Hat tip: Prof's poker blog.

ESPN Inside Deal - Holiday Edition

From Busto to Robusto: Episode Two

From Busto to Robusto: Episode Two teaser from Ryan Firpo on Vimeo.

Teach 'em young

Notice the use of a playing card for tracking purposes while reading?

New library books

I went to the local library the other day and put every poker book on
my waiting list. Well a few came in. Will they make me a better
player. Time will tell...

'Nuff said!

LOL - chataments

Dealer: XXNUTTEDXX has a full house, Kings full of Fours

Dealer: Game #36041491267: XXNUTTEDXX wins pot ($1.33) with a full house, Kings full of Fours

ON+ILT: of course K4 lol donk

ON+ILT: ZERO room to talk playing that hand..

XXNUTTEDXX: yea bytch it beat u so **** nigga

ON+ILT: 8TK4 L O L

ON+ILT: we'll see if I can get your two bucks

XXNUTTEDXX: fck u nigga take it w h ore

ON+ILT: sticks and stones, L O L

Dealer: Game #36041519952: luckyluke156 wins pot ($0.52)

XXNUTTEDXX: so s t * * nigga

XXNUTTEDXX: u keep talking

ON+ILT: you must be young..

ON+ILT: your poor mom

XXNUTTEDXX: hahahahaha

Dealer: Game #36041554178: XXNUTTEDXX wins pot ($0.08)

XXNUTTEDXX: take ya old azz to sleep

XXNUTTEDXX: and stop talking

XXNUTTEDXX: old man

ON+ILT: huh I can't hear ya son.. lemme trun up hearin aid

XXNUTTEDXX: powder nutz azz nigga

Dealer: rage195, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act

Dealer: rage195 has three of a kind, Fours

Dealer: Game #36041574984: rage195 wins pot ($0.49) with three of a kind, Fours

ON+ILT: young man I can't understand Ebonics

ON+ILT: are you from the "hood"

XXNUTTEDXX: a ite the SHUT YOUR FCKING MOUTH and u wont have to worry about it

ON+ILT: aite? Is that ebonics?

XXNUTTEDXX: maybe does it matter old man

Dealer: ON+ILT, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act

ON+ILT: oh ok, just wondering

XXNUTTEDXX: aint u suppose to be at the hospital or something??

EDIT: Oh ya, a few mins later... I stacked him here:

PokerStars Game #36041746696: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/11/29 21:48:25 PT [2009/11/30 0:48:25 ET]

Table 'Selinur II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button

Seat 1: XXNUTTEDXX ($2.46 in chips)

Seat 2: rage195 ($2.81 in chips)

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($4.52 in chips)

Seat 4: lesnos ($3.59 in chips)

Seat 5: luckyluke156 ($6.63 in chips)

Seat 6: PiLoKo ($0.93 in chips)

PiLoKo: posts small blind $0.01

XXNUTTEDXX: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Jd Kh 7h Kd]

rage195: calls $0.02

ON+ILT: calls $0.02

lesnos: folds

luckyluke156: calls $0.02

PiLoKo: folds

XXNUTTEDXX: checks

*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 3h]

XXNUTTEDXX: checks

rage195: checks

ON+ILT: checks

luckyluke156: checks

*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 3h] [4s]

XXNUTTEDXX: bets $0.09

rage195: folds

ON+ILT: raises $0.27 to $0.36

luckyluke156: folds

XXNUTTEDXX: calls $0.27

*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 3h 4s] [2s]

XXNUTTEDXX: bets $0.81

ON+ILT: raises $1.53 to $2.34

XXNUTTEDXX: calls $1.27 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.26) returned to ON+ILT

*** SHOW DOWN ***

ON+ILT: shows [Jd Kh 7h Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Threes)

XXNUTTEDXX: shows [Js As 3s 5s] (a straight, Ace to Five)

ON+ILT collected $4.77 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $4.97 | Rake $0.20

Board [Kc 3c 3h 4s 2s]

Seat 1: XXNUTTEDXX (big blind) showed [Js As 3s 5s] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five

Seat 2: rage195 folded on the Turn

Seat 3: ON+ILT showed [Jd Kh 7h Kd] and won ($4.77) with a full house, Kings full of Threes

Seat 4: lesnos folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: luckyluke156 (button) folded on the Turn

Seat 6: PiLoKo (small blind) folded before Flop

Oh and my chat after... LOL

Dealer: Game #36041746696: ON+ILT wins pot ($4.77) with a full house, Kings full of Threes

rage195: idiot

rage195: leave now

ON+ILT: t ake that sh.it ni.ggaZ

ON+ILT: LOLOLOLOL

rage195: way to go

rage195: focking child

ON+ILT: timing.

UB - Poker2Nite Episode 2

The BEST poker laptop, coming soon?

This looks very interesting... a dual screen laptop... sounds perfect for poker right?

http://www.gscreencorp.com/

saw this on gizmodo as well.

Or you can buy THIS one right now!

Poker Gloves

Read this on nat arem's blog... funny stuff

Nat Arem – 12:14
http://www.rebelsport.com.au/ecom/rebel/product_detail.aspx?id=24215&cat=257
you should get a glove sponsorship
like rizen

yellowsub86 – 12:15
omg i want subgloves

Nat Arem – 12:15
yea clearly
those gloves are ideal for playing poker
like kitten mittens make sense for loud cats

yellowsub86 – 12:15
yea mittens

**Kitten mittens will make sense if you watched It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia a few weeks back…

Mastermind

Remember this game... a true classic.

Wallpaper

I love this new wallpaper I found online.

The Chip Lead

"The only time having the chip lead in a tournament really matters is
after the very last hand has been played."

ALL IN Magazine
November 2009 p11

UB - Poker2Nite - Ep 1.3 - w/ Joe Sebok and Scott Huff - featuring Dana Workman

Courtesy of UB.net

Raise.Stack.Own

Episode 1 Intro

Episode 1 Part 1


Episode 1 Part 2


Episode 1 Part 3

Antonius-a-ments LOL

Reposted from areallybigfish

Poker Blog Spoofs
September 24th, 2009
Here is Daniel Negreanu spoofing a poker blog by Patrik Antonious:

It’s so sick, like, last week I bought moisturizer to make sure my skin stays silky smooth and, like, they discontinue my brand. Now I have to fly back to Finland to see my doctor to make sure I don’t put any bad kind of cream on my face because you can’t trust, like, any brand.

I won, like, 5 million last month and broke my mouse because I was so pissed off about running so bad. It’s sick. Like, if the cards ever break even I’m going to win so much money. I could have won like $10 million, so sick, I’m just frustrated.

You just don’t understand how tough it can be to deal with. $5 million is not bad for some people, but my face cream is really expensive and I also pay my hairdresser a lo,t because I don’t trust too many people with my hair. It’s not easy to cut perfectly and I won’t go outside unless I look like perfect. So I’m basically screwed right now, a little bit depressed, but whatever, it could be worse… I guess

I’m going to go to the gym now for another 15 hour workout then eat some grilled chicken and a protein shake. I only worked out, like, 6 hours yesterday and I can already feel like I’m getting fat.

I think I am gonna do a few of these, this could be fun.

Shark Out of Water - Official Trailer (video)

Anyone hear about this? I hadn't until I saw it on dailyradar. Apparently, there is a site too

Poker2nite intro

Ghey that I don't get FSN, who does? Where can I get this show..?

Spelling

VIILLA

If you're going to do lettering on a vehicle, please use a dictionary
or the interwebs.

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 13

ESPN Inside Deal: Ep. 14

ESPN Inside Deal - Final Table

ESPN Inside Deal: 9-to-2 Preview

I umm... think my name will look cool in red

Courtesy of Pokernews:

Team Full Tilt's Newest Member

Exclusive to PokerNews.com: Tom Dwan is the newest member of Team Full Tilt. The best and brightest of Full Tilt were at a press conference in his honor to induct Durrrr to their ranks.

Folded Flush

Good fold?

PokerStars Game #35157887963: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/11/10 0:25:08 PT [2009/11/10 3:25:08 ET]

Table 'Dembowska' 9-max Seat #5 is the button

Seat 1: pacxsus ($10.01 in chips)

Seat 2: 68548015 ($9 in chips)

Seat 3: MoA.Spire ($5 in chips)

Seat 4: johndags ($9.75 in chips)

Seat 5: Andras5 ($5.89 in chips)

Seat 6: dnyce1123 ($18.90 in chips)

Seat 7: Zip701 ($3.70 in chips)

Seat 8: ByallMeans13 ($4.72 in chips)

Seat 9: ON+ILT ($10 in chips)

dnyce1123: posts small blind $0.02

Zip701: posts big blind $0.05

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [7c 5c]

ByallMeans13 said, "nice bluff"

ByallMeans13: folds

dnyce1123 said, "i know u like a book"

ON+ILT: raises $0.10 to $0.15

ByallMeans13 said, "j high wasnt enuff for me to stay in"

pacxsus: folds

68548015: folds

MoA.Spire: folds

johndags: folds

Andras5: folds

dnyce1123: calls $0.13

Zip701: folds

*** FLOP *** [3c 4c 8c]

dnyce1123: checks

ON+ILT: bets $0.15

dnyce1123: calls $0.15

*** TURN *** [3c 4c 8c] [6s]

Zip701 leaves the table

dnyce1123: checks

ON+ILT: bets $0.45

dnyce1123: raises $0.45 to $0.90

ON+ILT: calls $0.45

*** RIVER *** [3c 4c 8c 6s] [Ad]

dnyce1123: bets $5.75

ON+ILT said, "man we both flopped it ?"

ON+ILT said, "cooler?"

VrackFlyer joins the table at seat #7

ON+ILT said, "hard fold"

ByallMeans13 said, "call it"

ON+ILT: folds

Uncalled bet ($5.75) returned to dnyce1123

dnyce1123 collected $2.35 from pot

dnyce1123: doesn't show hand

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $2.45 | Rake $0.10

Board [3c 4c 8c 6s Ad]

Seat 1: pacxsus folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: 68548015 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: MoA.Spire folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: johndags folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: Andras5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: dnyce1123 (small blind) collected ($2.35)

Seat 7: Zip701 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 8: ByallMeans13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: ON+ILT folded on the River

ESPN November Nine Conference Call

Courtesy of Pokerati

ESPN 2009 WSOP Main Event Final Table Media Cattle Conference Call

Oct 29 2009

McNeilly, McEachern, Chad, White, et al.

download

Ever heard of Lego Poker?

Yahoo - FTW

So, I went to Aardvark and asked the proverbial question. I got my answer....

Tom Dwan "durrrr" vs JC Tran Best Bluff ever?

Hmmm, could anyone fold here?

Eric Cartman feat. Kenny & Kyle - Poker Face REMIX (Music Video) HD

The Wireless Poker Controller

Does anyone use this?

The Coffee Table

The Coffee Table.
It's not just for coffee anymore...

Phil Ivey on E:60

Poker nerd insists, 'Honestly, we’ve had sex before'

The stars of G4's “2 Months, $2 Million,” a show about “20-something whiz kids turned professional poker players,” didn’t appreciate one journalist's comparing them to the geeky geniuses of CBS comedy “The Big Bang Theory.”

rest of story here...

another write up in the LVRJ here...

I flopped Set over Set

DWbodogpro (David Williams)

It even beats PROS like David Williams!

Tweet from David Williams:

DWbodogpro: Alex Keeting opens to 4000 early. I flat with TT. Flop
457ss. He bets 6k. I mk it 16k he shves for 20k more. I call he has
68ss. 90k now :-(

Is this a bad sign?

Is this a bad sign? I open my fortune cookie at the poker table and
there was nothing inside. No fortune? Are you serious?

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 12

J Tilly = uberdonk

Poker Grump reminded me of this classic donk

Kevin Rose's Twin Brother?

Prahlad Friedman - In The Main Event

I actually like this one...

Akenhead

Shouldn't James Akenhead be sponsored by Excedrin?

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 10

Pokerstars version of Face The Ace?

You could take home $25k or Then you’ll get to challenge the man himself for a guaranteed $100k. Beat Daniel and you walk away with not just the $100k but also the chance to play for to play for that incredible $1,000,000 prize.

PokerStars Million Dollar Challenge

Viejas Classic II

Can you see the banner? There must be a lot of rake to afford that ad.
$1,100 buy in and 100,000 guaranteed first place!

Mercier is gross!

Live tourney poker must be rigged.

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 9

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 8

This one's for Grump

This one is for you Grump!

PokerStars Game #33077987352: Tournament #195646714, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (100/200) - 2009/09/20 13:08:07 PT [2009/09/20 16:08:07 ET]
Table '195646714 19' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: YankeyHater (17065 in chips)
Seat 2: asuhottrod (18140 in chips)
Seat 3: tinnas (21492 in chips)
Seat 4: IP2000 (13680 in chips)
Seat 5: xzone23 (8410 in chips)
Seat 6: vinASse40 (28875 in chips)
Seat 7: palepride619 (6185 in chips)
Seat 8: THT911 (12085 in chips)
Seat 9: Gocows (7455 in chips)
YankeyHater: posts the ante 40
asuhottrod: posts the ante 40
tinnas: posts the ante 40
IP2000: posts the ante 40
xzone23: posts the ante 40
vinASse40: posts the ante 40
palepride619: posts the ante 40
THT911: posts the ante 40
Gocows: posts the ante 40
palepride619: posts small blind 100
THT911: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [2s 4s]
Gocows: folds
YankeyHater: folds
asuhottrod: calls 200
tinnas: folds
IP2000: calls 200
xzone23: folds
vinASse40: folds
palepride619: calls 100
THT911: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qs 6s]
palepride619: checks
THT911: checks
asuhottrod: bets 200
IP2000: raises 800 to 1000
palepride619: raises 4945 to 5945 and is all-in
THT911: folds
asuhottrod: folds
IP2000: calls 4945
palepride619 said, "glgl all"
*** TURN *** [Kd Qs 6s] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qs 6s 7s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
palepride619: shows [2s 4s] (a flush, Queen high)
IP2000: shows [Kh Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
palepride619 collected 13250 from pot
palepride619 said, "whew"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13250 | Rake 0
Board [Kd Qs 6s 7s 7c]
Seat 1: YankeyHater folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: asuhottrod folded on the Flop
Seat 3: tinnas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IP2000 showed [Kh Qc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: xzone23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: vinASse40 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: palepride619 (small blind) showed [2s 4s] and won (13250) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 8: THT911 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Gocows folded before Flop (didn't bet)

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 7

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 6

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 5

Chat bashed.....in Spanish no less

PokerStars Game #33035856727:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/19 11:59:36 PT [2009/09/19 14:59:36 ET]

Table 'Nerina V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: PLUSmsc ($1.65 in chips) 

Seat 2: nerks ($1.23 in chips) 

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($3.14 in chips) 

Seat 4: Sr.GarcíA ($0.68 in chips) 

Seat 5: The_Dealor ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: Akorvin ($3.09 in chips) 

nerks: posts small blind $0.01

ON+ILT: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Ah 3d]

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.02

The_Dealor: folds 

Akorvin: folds 

PLUSmsc: folds 

nerks: folds 

ON+ILT: checks 

*** FLOP *** [Ac 2h Jd]

ON+ILT: bets $0.04

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.04

*** TURN *** [Ac 2h Jd] [Ad]

ON+ILT: checks 

Sr.GarcíA: checks 

*** RIVER *** [Ac 2h Jd Ad] [3s]

ON+ILT: bets $0.70

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.62 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.08) returned to ON+ILT

*** SHOW DOWN ***

ON+ILT: shows [Ah 3d] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)

Sr.GarcíA: shows [6s As] (three of a kind, Aces)

ON+ILT collected $1.32 from pot

Sr.GarcíA said, "q puto asqueroso"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1.37 | Rake $0.05 

Board [Ac 2h Jd Ad 3s]

Seat 1: PLUSmsc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: nerks (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: ON+ILT (big blind) showed [Ah 3d] and won ($1.32) with a full house, Aces full of Threes

Seat 4: Sr.GarcíA showed [6s As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 5: The_Dealor folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Akorvin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

(cont..)

PokerStars Game #33035895367:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/19 12:00:50 PT [2009/09/19 15:00:50 ET]

Table 'Nerina V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: PLUSmsc ($1.65 in chips) 

Seat 2: nerks ($1.22 in chips) 

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($3.78 in chips) 

Seat 5: The_Dealor ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: Akorvin ($3.09 in chips) 

ON+ILT: posts small blind $0.01

The_Dealor: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Jc 4c]

Akorvin: folds 

PLUSmsc: folds 

ON+ILT said, "lol puto?"

Sr.GarcíA said, "mierda xa ti"

nerks: raises $1.20 to $1.22 and is all-in

ON+ILT: folds 

The_Dealor: folds 

Uncalled bet ($1.20) returned to nerks

nerks collected $0.05 from pot

nerks: doesn't show hand 

Sr.GarcíA said, "no tienes mas suerte porq no eres mas feo"

ON+ILT said, "gracias"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $0.05 | Rake $0 

Seat 1: PLUSmsc folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: nerks (button) collected ($0.05)

Seat 3: ON+ILT (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: The_Dealor (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: Akorvin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

New Accomplishment

I beat a platinum star that's four stars (****)  in a hand

PokerStars Game #32938005104:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/09/16 22:40:38 PT [2009/09/17 1:40:38 ET]

Table 'Rigilkent' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: bartek901 ($5 in chips) 

Seat 2: bouf1000 ($3.24 in chips) 

Seat 3: MrDeadlift ($7.78 in chips) 

Seat 4: palepride619 ($10.88 in chips) 

Seat 5: th3m187 ($3.38 in chips) 

Seat 6: thisisurgod ($9.92 in chips) 

bartek901: posts small blind $0.02

bouf1000: posts big blind $0.05

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [Qc Tc]

MrDeadlift: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.05

th3m187: folds 

thisisurgod said, "i give money all the time"

thisisurgod: raises $0.20 to $0.25

bartek901: folds 

bouf1000: folds 

th3m187 said, "i'll take it"

bartek901 said, "give it clockwise"

palepride619: calls $0.20

*** FLOP *** [Td 3c 4s]

bartek901 said, "then"

th3m187 said, "is it the blue 2004?"

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $0.30

palepride619: calls $0.30

*** TURN *** [Td 3c 4s] [Th]

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $0.65

palepride619: calls $0.65

*** RIVER *** [Td 3c 4s Th] [7s]

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $2

palepride619: calls $2

*** SHOW DOWN ***

thisisurgod: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Tens)

palepride619: shows [Qc Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)

palepride619 collected $6.17 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $6.47 | Rake $0.30 

Board [Td 3c 4s Th 7s]

Seat 1: bartek901 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: bouf1000 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: MrDeadlift folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: palepride619 showed [Qc Tc] and won ($6.17) with three of a kind, Tens

Seat 5: th3m187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: thisisurgod (button) showed [Jc Ks] and lost with a pair of Tens

lol chat

MikePSS: pale pride interesting name

MikePSS: plus the haircut

palepride619: im pretty pale

Dealer: Game #32937191990: MikePSS wins pot ($0.04)

palepride619: lol

palepride619: not like white pride

palepride619: if that is what people think

MikePSS: no?

palepride619: just pale

MikePSS: that was my impression

palepride619: its a play on words

palepride619: bummer not good

MikePSS: not a skinhead?

palepride619: no, just bald

Dealer: Game #32937200821: ringoringo wins pot ($0.75)

palepride619: lol

MikePSS: ah

again, you cant mess with 68, crushes PLO

PokerStars Game #32897932501:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/15 21:42:03 PT [2009/09/16 0:42:03 ET]

Table 'Pikelner IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: Isskander ($4.89 in chips) 

Seat 2: palepride619 ($3.86 in chips) 

Seat 3: dgillis ($5.76 in chips) 

Seat 4: zapadlo 666 ($3.07 in chips) 

Seat 5: KIMADISSA ($5.43 in chips) 

Seat 6: tanoaleandro ($3.89 in chips) 

palepride619: posts small blind $0.01

dgillis: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [8s 6c 5c Jc]

zapadlo 666: raises $0.02 to $0.04

KIMADISSA: folds 

tanoaleandro: folds 

Isskander: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.03

dgillis: folds 

*** FLOP *** [6s 7c 8d]

palepride619: bets $0.04

zapadlo 666: raises $0.18 to $0.22

palepride619: calls $0.18

*** TURN *** [6s 7c 8d] [Ac]

palepride619: checks 

zapadlo 666: bets $0.54

palepride619: calls $0.54

*** RIVER *** [6s 7c 8d Ac] [8h]

palepride619: bets $1.57

zapadlo 666: calls $1.57

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [8s 6c 5c Jc] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)

zapadlo 666: mucks hand 

palepride619 collected $4.56 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $4.76 | Rake $0.20 

Board [6s 7c 8d Ac 8h]

Seat 1: Isskander (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: palepride619 (small blind) showed [8s 6c 5c Jc] and won ($4.56) with a full house, Eights full of Sixes

Seat 3: dgillis (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: zapadlo 666 mucked [9h Td 7d Kc]

Seat 5: KIMADISSA folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: tanoaleandro folded before Flop (didn't bet)

you cant mess with 68, even crushes in PLO

PokerStars Game #32815535059:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/13 19:09:28 PT [2009/09/13 22:09:28 ET]

Table 'Kypria III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: Geraldo22 ($2.42 in chips) 

Seat 2: palepride619 ($3 in chips) 

Seat 3: @Fee@Heidi@ ($4.70 in chips) 

Seat 4: lkakasenko ($1.59 in chips) 

Seat 5: Patio491 ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: mr simwah ($7.84 in chips) 

Geraldo22: posts small blind $0.01

palepride619: posts big blind $0.02

Patio491: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [8h 6d 8s 3h]

@Fee@Heidi@: calls $0.02

lkakasenko: calls $0.02

Patio491: raises $0.02 to $0.04

mr simwah: folds 

Geraldo22: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.02

@Fee@Heidi@: raises $0.02 to $0.06

lkakasenko: calls $0.04

Patio491: calls $0.02

palepride619: calls $0.02

*** FLOP *** [Jh 5c 7s]

palepride619: checks 

@Fee@Heidi@: checks 

lkakasenko: bets $0.25

Patio491: raises $0.25 to $0.50

palepride619: raises $1.50 to $2

@Fee@Heidi@: folds 

@Fee@Heidi@ is sitting out

lkakasenko: calls $1.28 and is all-in

Patio491: calls $1.44 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.06) returned to palepride619

*** TURN *** [Jh 5c 7s] [8c]

*** RIVER *** [Jh 5c 7s 8c] [4s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [8h 6d 8s 3h] (a straight, Four to Eight)

Patio491: shows [Jd 2h Qs 7d] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)

palepride619 collected $0.77 from side pot

lkakasenko: shows [5s 7h As 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)

@Fee@Heidi@ leaves the table

palepride619 collected $4.64 from main pot

lkakasenko said, "omfg"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $5.66 Main pot $4.64. Side pot $0.77. | Rake $0.25 

Board [Jh 5c 7s 8c 4s]

Seat 1: Geraldo22 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: palepride619 (big blind) showed [8h 6d 8s 3h] and won ($5.41) with a straight, Four to Eight

Seat 3: @Fee@Heidi@ folded on the Flop

Seat 4: lkakasenko showed [5s 7h As 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

Seat 5: Patio491 showed [Jd 2h Qs 7d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens

Seat 6: mr simwah (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Sh!p !t

I am officially a Free roll god now! 6900 entrants and I finished number 1. Take that!

Tourney Time!

New card capper. Turtle from recent Maui vacation.

LOL ship the biggest pot EVER with ducks!

super fun table after that guy cracked my 68 suited flopped nut. Check this gamble. Chat is CLASSIC!!!

PokerStars Game #32625625773:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/08 22:57:46 PT [2009/09/09 1:57:46 ET]
Table 'Gutemberga V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: motomoto70 ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 2: squiddidley ($29.75 in chips)
Seat 3: palepride619 ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 4: compnewb ($16.60 in chips)
Seat 5: asymptote555 ($9.20 in chips)
Seat 6: hellokitt888 ($13.25 in chips)
hellokitt888: posts small blind $0.05
motomoto70: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [2d 2s]
squiddidley: calls $0.10
palepride619: calls $0.10
compnewb said, "NO FREE POTS"
compnewb said, "*flops"
compnewb: raises $0.75 to $0.85
asymptote555: calls $0.85
hellokitt888: folds
motomoto70: calls $0.75
squiddidley: raises $2.15 to $3
squiddidley said, "ok"
palepride619 said, "ut oh"
palepride619 said, "do I feel lucky?"
palepride619: calls $2.90
palepride619 said, "yup"
compnewb said, "do you guys feel lucky?"
palepride619 said, "sry ahead of time"
compnewb: raises $13.60 to $16.60 and is all-in
squiddidley said, "not you pale"
palepride619 said, "im due"
asymptote555: folds
motomoto70: folds
palepride619 said, "GLGL"
squiddidley said, "ok"
squiddidley: calls $13.60
palepride619: calls $9.35 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c 3d]
*** TURN *** [Td 9c 3d] [3h]
palepride619 said, "YES"
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c 3d 3h] [7c]
palepride619 said, "YES"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
squiddidley: shows [Ad Ks] (a pair of Threes)
compnewb: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Threes)
compnewb said, "LOl"
squiddidley collected $4.05 from side pot
compnewb collected $4 from side pot
palepride619: shows [2d 2s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
palepride619 said, "whew!"
squiddidley said, "nice"
palepride619 collected $36.90 from main pot
palepride619 said, "even"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $47.30 Main pot $36.90. Side pot $8.05. | Rake $2.35
Board [Td 9c 3d 3h 7c]
Seat 1: motomoto70 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: squiddidley showed [Ad Ks] and won ($4.05) with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: palepride619 showed [2d 2s] and won ($36.90) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 4: compnewb showed [As Kh] and won ($4) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: asymptote555 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: hellokitt888 (small blind) folded before Flop

unMUTHAfingBELIEVABLE!!!!

PokerStars Game #32623732585: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/08 21:16:30 PT [2009/09/09 0:16:30 ET]
Table 'Gutemberga V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: CraigsMagic ($11.35 in chips)
Seat 2: squiddidley ($6.35 in chips)
Seat 3: palepride619 ($14 in chips)
Seat 4: compnewb ($10.65 in chips)
Seat 5: JubaElephant ($7.40 in chips)
Seat 6: J DOE WAKE ($12.25 in chips)
squiddidley: posts small blind $0.05
palepride619: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [8h 6h]
compnewb: raises $0.30 to $0.40
JubaElephant: folds
J DOE WAKE: folds
CraigsMagic: calls $0.40
squiddidley: folds
palepride619: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c 5d]
palepride619: checks
compnewb: bets $0.85
CraigsMagic: raises $1.05 to $1.90
palepride619: raises $5.50 to $7.40
compnewb: folds
CraigsMagic: raises $3.55 to $10.95 and is all-in
palepride619: calls $3.55
*** TURN *** [7s 4c 5d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c 5d Ac] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
palepride619: shows [8h 6h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
CraigsMagic: shows [4s 4h] (four of a kind, Fours)
CraigsMagic collected $22.85 from pot
palepride619 said, "wtf"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $1.15
Board [7s 4c 5d Ac 4d]
Seat 1: CraigsMagic (button) showed [4s 4h] and won ($22.85) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: squiddidley (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: palepride619 (big blind) showed [8h 6h] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 4: compnewb folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JubaElephant folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: J DOE WAKE folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Saw this on Bill Rini pretty funny:

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This has become somewhat of a classic...

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Deuces Cracked lolaments

Puppies on a hovercraft

can't get this song out of my head

Which would you rather read?

ESPN - Inside Deal, Episode 4

ESPN - Inside Deal, Episode 3

Multi-computering

Battle Axe!

Battle Axe!

Hold your head up high and see the good within the bad

I like this...

Courtesy of TripJax

In poker, you can choose to blame yourself, the cards, the other players or your general bad luck; or, you can suck it up and play the hands you're dealt one at a time. When the tourney ends, you can choose to hang your head or you can study the game and move on to the next tourney and give it your best shot again and again.

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Come on....you never had a chance Sapo!

Table '187089811 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button

Seat 7: Chane Sheek (25158 in chips) 

Seat 8: palepride619 (18492 in chips) 

Seat 9: Sapolina (23850 in chips) 

Chane Sheek: posts the ante 50

palepride619: posts the ante 50

Sapolina: posts the ante 50

palepride619: posts small blind 400

Sapolina: posts big blind 800

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [6c 8c]

Chane Sheek: folds 

palepride619: raises 1400 to 2200

Sapolina: calls 1400

*** FLOP *** [8d 5h 8s]

palepride619: bets 16242 and is all-in

Sapolina: calls 16242

*** TURN *** [8d 5h 8s] [5c]

*** RIVER *** [8d 5h 8s 5c] [4c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [6c 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Fives)

Sapolina: shows [Ah Qd] (two pair, Eights and Fives)

palepride619 collected 37034 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 37034 | Rake 0 

Board [8d 5h 8s 5c 4c]

Seat 7: Chane Sheek (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: palepride619 (small blind) showed [6c 8c] and won (37034) with a full house, Eights full of Fives

Seat 9: Sapolina (big blind) showed [Ah Qd] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fives

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Redwoods

This is awesome! Courtesy of:

Tommy Angelo

We look at the mighty redwoods and we get all awestruck and we think majestically about wow, looky there. That's a really big tree. And straight. At least I do, that is, I used to, before I realized how stupid redwoods are.

Let's say you were a member of a species, and you basically ruled your world. Anywhere you went, you were the bad-ass. You controlled the resources, and no other species posed a threat to your species.

But no… that wasn't good enough. You, as in you and you and you and you, the individuals, wanted more, more, more, more. Always more, always better, always … higher. So instead of kicking back and living a life of leisure as a species, there arose non-stop infighting, for the sake of having more than the next guy. More what? We could metaphorically call it: sunlight. But the tragedy is that there is plenty of sunlight to go around. You silly, silly, redwood trees. As soon as you got to 200 feet tall, you ruled the skies. You dominated wherever you went. You had your own ecosystem and it worked. But you were so used to competing against other species that you fought on, against each other. And now many of you are 300 feet tall. Some as tall as 380.

Think of all the additional resources it takes to make and maintain a 380 foot tall tree compared to a 200 foot tall tree.

Don't worry, redwoods. I'll still come camping and I will always be awestruck by you because let's face it, you're awesome. Even if you ain't so bright.

Dealt to palepride619 [8s 6s]

Strictly a position play. These are the things that I have been trying to add to compensate for POW calls, lol.

PokerStars Game #30220907730:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/07/07 23:58:12 PT [2009/07/08 2:58:12 ET]
Table 'Principia IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: palepride619 ($13 in chips)
Seat 2: Sever116 ($5.96 in chips)
Seat 4: zhufacai ($5 in chips)
Seat 5: Krampe1986 ($10.85 in chips)
Seat 6: jessmanser ($2.63 in chips)
Vonces777 will be allowed to play after the button
zhufacai: posts small blind $0.02
Krampe1986: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [8s 6s]
jessmanser: calls $0.05
palepride619: calls $0.05
Sever116: folds
zhufacai: calls $0.03
Krampe1986: raises $0.25 to $0.30
jessmanser: folds
palepride619: calls $0.25
zhufacai: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4h 4d]
zhufacai: checks
Krampe1986: checks
palepride619: bets $0.65
zhufacai: folds
Krampe1986: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.65) returned to palepride619
palepride619 collected $0.95 from pot
palepride619: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.95 | Rake $0
Board [Tc 4h 4d]
Seat 1: palepride619 collected ($0.95)
Seat 2: Sever116 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: zhufacai (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Krampe1986 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: jessmanser folded before Flop

flopped straight flush FTW = max value re: tough player

PokerStars Game #30365211419:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/07/11 23:43:29 PT [2009/07/12 2:43:29 ET]
Table 'Kobresia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: WoodenGems ($7.64 in chips)
Seat 2: dwu410 ($1.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Truth8 ($10.32 in chips)
Seat 4: palepride619 ($12.16 in chips)
Seat 5: g@by07 ($8.06 in chips)
dwu410: posts small blind $0.02
Truth8: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [7d Td]
palepride619: raises $0.10 to $0.15
g@by07: folds
WoodenGems: folds
dwu410: folds
Truth8: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8d 9d]
Truth8: bets $0.30
palepride619: calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [Jd 8d 9d] [6s]
Truth8: bets $2
palepride619: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8d 9d 6s] [4h]
Truth8: bets $7.87 and is all-in
palepride619: calls $7.87
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Truth8: shows [Qs Tc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
palepride619: shows [7d Td] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
palepride619 collected $19.66 from pot
Truth8 said, "KNEW iT"
palepride619 said, "whoa"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.66 | Rake $1
Board [Jd 8d 9d 6s 4h]
Seat 1: WoodenGems (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dwu410 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Truth8 (big blind) showed [Qs Tc] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: palepride619 showed [7d Td] and won ($19.66) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack
Seat 5: g@by07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Straight's no good my friend!

Ship it wSix8Suited

Stage #1760797375 Tourney ID 4442125 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 20 - 2009-07-07 23:55:40 (ET)
Table: 143 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 2 - VINMANSHEROS (2,527 in chips)
Seat 3 - PABLITO32 (1,700 in chips)
Seat 4 - M4NT1S (1,850 in chips)
Seat 5 - IZUMAKIJITSU (1,520 in chips)
Seat 6 - HUNGRYHIPO23 (3,920 in chips)
Seat 7 - GOLDHUNTER2 (1,245 in chips)
Seat 8 - CHERRYBELLS (1,505 in chips)
Seat 9 - JIMMY16111 (3,270 in chips)
GOLDHUNTER2 - Posts small blind 10
CHERRYBELLS - Posts big blind 20
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to M4NT1S [6c 8c]
JIMMY16111 - Calls 20
VINMANSHEROS - Calls 20
PABLITO32 - Folds
M4NT1S - Calls 20
IZUMAKIJITSU - Calls 20
HUNGRYHIPO23 - Folds
GOLDHUNTER2 - Calls 10
CHERRYBELLS - Checks
*** FLOP *** [2c 7c 4s]
GOLDHUNTER2 - Bets 120
CHERRYBELLS - Calls 120
JIMMY16111 - Folds
VINMANSHEROS - Raises 240 to 240
M4NT1S - Raises 540 to 540
IZUMAKIJITSU - Folds
GOLDHUNTER2 - All-In(Raise) 1,105 to 1,225
CHERRYBELLS - Folds
VINMANSHEROS - Raises 2,210 to 2,450
M4NT1S - All-In 1,290
VINMANSHEROS - returned (620) : not called
*** TURN *** [2c 7c 4s] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [2c 7c 4s 4h] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VINMANSHEROS - Shows [5s 7h] (Two Pair, sevens and fours)
M4NT1S - Shows [6c 8c] (Flush, ace high)
GOLDHUNTER2 - Shows [5d 3h] (Straight, ace to five)
M4NT1S Collects 1,210 from side pot-1
M4NT1S Collects 3,915 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(5,125:3,915,1,210)
Board [2c 7c 4s 4h Ac]
Seat 2: VINMANSHEROS HI:lost with Two Pair, sevens and fours [5s 7h - P:7h,B:7c,B:4s,B:4h,B:Ac]
Seat 3: PABLITO32 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: M4NT1S won Total (5,125) All-In HI:(5,125) with Flush, ace high [6c 8c - B:Ac,P:8c,B:7c,P:6c,B:2c]
Seat 5: IZUMAKIJITSU Folded on the FLOP
Seat 6: HUNGRYHIPO23 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: GOLDHUNTER2 (small blind) HI:lost with Straight, ace to five [5d 3h - P:5d,B:4s,P:3h,B:2c,B:Ac]
Seat 8: CHERRYBELLS (big blind) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 9: JIMMY16111 Folded on the FLOP

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Starving Seniors

So I pull into Costco the other day, park and head in for a couple of
things. On my way back out I notice this elderly couple chowing down
on a fresh rotisserie chcken like a couple of cavemen. I mean they
must have been hungry because they were sucking the bones and
everything. Classic.

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Dealt a Wheel

Playing Uno Spin tonight, I was dealt a wheel..... SH!P

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Damn Asians!

damn asians!

Here is the stack at 4/8. He was up to 12 racks and filling the 13th
when he got up.

Aces Up!

Of course U-Haul would deal me Aces Up!

how many times?

how many times have we said "I should have left when I was ahead."
Went for a late session, do you recognize where? Yup, good ole
Sycuan. Been a while. I was headed to Barona, but Sycuan had a 40k BBJ
going and three tables of $100 max when V and B had only 2. So S it
was. Got there late about 9, but it was plenty busy. Hardly played a
hand at first. First attempt ended as a fold of TT after limping and
being raised to 18 PF. 2 guys were playing mega loose. Long story
short I was 130 in and made it to 170 just playing snug. Then nothing
worked fir a lonv tune afrr tgsg point. Enddd up sticking it in with
QQ v K5 on K hi flop 2 spades to lose the last of that original $130
after bleeding being called every bet for an hour. This guy had
covercalled $11 after I flatter with QQ. amazing bad play I saw a lot
of. ghey. j play bad be should have 3bet pre.