side stacker = ghey

UltimateBet Hijacks UFC Sponsorship from Full Tilt Poker - Wicked Chops Poker: Poker News, Gossip and Hot Girls

Ut oh, here comes "Superusers" in MMA

http://wickedchopspoker.blogs.com/my_weblog/2009/03/ultimatebet-hijacks-ufc-sponsorship-from-full-tilt-poker.html

Troy Ohlsson

Weather

I love my wife! We are headed to camp at the beach for 3 days and I was checking the weather…

 

Me:         Sun not looking good..drops -8° from today to Saturday. Pretty big drop. Will be a cool beach trip..

Wife:      Its all good….games, bike rides, alcohol, hanging out, its still a nice break :o) not ideal but nice…see ya soon

Me:         Oh for sure! Not working = +ev

Wife:      Whats +ev

LOL - Chat-a-ments

CVframerA: i think i just ate one of those plastic things in a bag of beef jerkey

CVframerA: that say do not eat

palepride619: yikes

palepride619: CALL THE MEDICS!

CVframerA: i'm scared

palepride619: if you swell up call me

Jamestown808: u serious

Jamestown808: throw up

Jamestown808: go gag ur self

CVframerA: i'm unsure, did that bag have 2, or did the bag have 1,  i dont feel lucky

PiCkPoCkEtX [observer]: you could get sick try to throw up

CVframerA: the last piece tasted like **** too

Jamestown808: how could u chew and swallow it

CVframerA: what if its the stuff ur not supposed to induce vomiting

CVframerA: aha, poisoncontrol.com?

PiCkPoCkEtX [observer]: i has to get out of your system

PiCkPoCkEtX [observer]: throw up

PiCkPoCkEtX [observer]: or call 911

CVframerA: i could call the number on the bag tomorrow between 8 and 4

Jamestown808: i dont no CV beef jerky u gotta chew alot u would a noticed

CVframerA: but when i was so chewy,  yet so delicious, i just swallowed

CVframerA: i'm pretty high

CVframerA: i=it

CVframerA: but when i was so chewy,  yet so delicious, i just swallowed

CVframerA: i'm pretty high

CVframerA: i=it

CVframerA: what if i die

PiCkPoCkEtX [observer]: lol

PiCkPoCkEtX [observer]: youll get sick

CVframerA: i think my roommate ate one too

CVframerA: shes unresponsive, coould be sleeping

Warning G8R on guard!

Introducing...G8R, the latest card cap acquired during our visit to
Knott's Berry Farm.

From the archives of C:\My Pictures\Poker

Here are some classic images from the archived C:\My Pictures\Poker folder..

180,000 stack - LOL

PokerStars signs up 20 millionth account - PokerStars Poker Blog

let's see..... with multi-accounting that is what...about 7 million
players?

http://www.google.com/gwt/n?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pokerstarsblog.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fpokerstars-signs-up-20-millionth-account.html

Troy Ohlsson

Celebrity Apprentice

I decided to give Celebrity Apprentice a shot again because Annie
Duke, a woman, a poker player, was scheduled to be on it. What a
classic cast of Celebrities errrr former celebrities, pretty lame.
Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Dennis Rodman, Andrew "Dice" Clay,
Herschel Walker, Scott Hamilton, T-Boz (TLC), Annie Duke, etc. lame. I think Joan Rivers looks like a cabbage patch doll. Or, better yet,
click the link below, is that joan Rivers on the left?

http://rocketfuel.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dark-crystal-1.jpg

nothin just a royal flush..

PokerStars Game #25473863122:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2009/03/01 3:05:07 ET

Table 'Endymion' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 3: Vulgarcat ($3.25 in chips) 

Seat 4: kretsche04 ($4.88 in chips) 

Seat 5: alexgiroux ($1.44 in chips) 

Seat 6: palepride619 ($2.07 in chips) 

alexgiroux: posts small blind $0.01

palepride619: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [Qc Ah]

Vulgarcat: raises $0.02 to $0.04

kretsche04: folds 

alexgiroux: calls $0.03

palepride619: raises $0.02 to $0.06

Vulgarcat: calls $0.02

alexgiroux: calls $0.02

*** FLOP *** [Kh Qh Jh]

alexgiroux: checks 

palepride619 has timed out

palepride619: checks 

Vulgarcat: bets $0.04

alexgiroux: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.04

*** TURN *** [Kh Qh Jh] [8s]

palepride619: checks 

Vulgarcat: bets $0.06

palepride619: calls $0.06

*** RIVER *** [Kh Qh Jh 8s] [Th]

palepride619 has timed out

palepride619: checks 

Vulgarcat: bets $0.20

palepride619: raises $1.71 to $1.91 and is all-in

Vulgarcat: calls $1.71

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [Qc Ah] (a Royal Flush)

Vulgarcat: mucks hand 

palepride619 collected $4 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $4.20 | Rake $0.20 

Board [Kh Qh Jh 8s Th]

Seat 3: Vulgarcat mucked [As Kd]

Seat 4: kretsche04 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: alexgiroux (small blind) folded on the Flop

Seat 6: palepride619 (big blind) showed [Qc Ah] and won ($4) with a Royal Flush