Sunday, November 29, 2009

LOL - chataments

Dealer: XXNUTTEDXX has a full house, Kings full of Fours
Dealer: Game #36041491267: XXNUTTEDXX wins pot ($1.33) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
ON+ILT: of course K4 lol donk
ON+ILT: ZERO room to talk playing that hand..
XXNUTTEDXX: yea bytch it beat u so **** nigga
ON+ILT: 8TK4 L O L
ON+ILT: we'll see if I can get your two bucks
XXNUTTEDXX: fck u nigga take it w h ore
ON+ILT: sticks and stones, L O L
Dealer: Game #36041519952: luckyluke156 wins pot ($0.52)
XXNUTTEDXX: so s t * * nigga
XXNUTTEDXX: u keep talking
ON+ILT: you must be young..
ON+ILT: your poor mom
XXNUTTEDXX: hahahahaha
Dealer: Game #36041554178: XXNUTTEDXX wins pot ($0.08)
XXNUTTEDXX: take ya old azz to sleep
XXNUTTEDXX: and stop talking
XXNUTTEDXX: old man
ON+ILT: huh I can't hear ya son.. lemme trun up hearin aid
XXNUTTEDXX: powder nutz azz nigga
Dealer: rage195, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: rage195 has three of a kind, Fours
Dealer: Game #36041574984: rage195 wins pot ($0.49) with three of a kind, Fours
ON+ILT: young man I can't understand Ebonics
ON+ILT: are you from the "hood"
XXNUTTEDXX: a ite the SHUT YOUR FCKING MOUTH and u wont have to worry about it
ON+ILT: aite? Is that ebonics?
XXNUTTEDXX: maybe does it matter old man
Dealer: ON+ILT, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
ON+ILT: oh ok, just wondering
XXNUTTEDXX: aint u suppose to be at the hospital or something??

EDIT: Oh ya, a few mins later... I stacked him here:

PokerStars Game #36041746696: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/11/29 21:48:25 PT [2009/11/30 0:48:25 ET]
Table 'Selinur II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: XXNUTTEDXX ($2.46 in chips)
Seat 2: rage195 ($2.81 in chips)
Seat 3: ON+ILT ($4.52 in chips)
Seat 4: lesnos ($3.59 in chips)
Seat 5: luckyluke156 ($6.63 in chips)
Seat 6: PiLoKo ($0.93 in chips)
PiLoKo: posts small blind $0.01
XXNUTTEDXX: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ON+ILT [Jd Kh 7h Kd]
rage195: calls $0.02
ON+ILT: calls $0.02
lesnos: folds
luckyluke156: calls $0.02
PiLoKo: folds
XXNUTTEDXX: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 3h]
XXNUTTEDXX: checks
rage195: checks
ON+ILT: checks
luckyluke156: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 3h] [4s]
XXNUTTEDXX: bets $0.09
rage195: folds
ON+ILT: raises $0.27 to $0.36
luckyluke156: folds
XXNUTTEDXX: calls $0.27
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 3h 4s] [2s]
XXNUTTEDXX: bets $0.81
ON+ILT: raises $1.53 to $2.34
XXNUTTEDXX: calls $1.27 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.26) returned to ON+ILT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ON+ILT: shows [Jd Kh 7h Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Threes)
XXNUTTEDXX: shows [Js As 3s 5s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
ON+ILT collected $4.77 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.97 | Rake $0.20
Board [Kc 3c 3h 4s 2s]
Seat 1: XXNUTTEDXX (big blind) showed [Js As 3s 5s] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: rage195 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: ON+ILT showed [Jd Kh 7h Kd] and won ($4.77) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
Seat 4: lesnos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: luckyluke156 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: PiLoKo (small blind) folded before Flop


Oh and my chat after... LOL

Dealer: Game #36041746696: ON+ILT wins pot ($4.77) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
rage195: idiot
rage195: leave now
ON+ILT: t ake that sh.it ni.ggaZ
ON+ILT: LOLOLOLOL
rage195: way to go
rage195: focking child
ON+ILT: timing.


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