Sunday, November 29, 2009

LOL - chataments

Dealer: XXNUTTEDXX has a full house, Kings full of Fours
Dealer: Game #36041491267: XXNUTTEDXX wins pot ($1.33) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
ON+ILT: of course K4 lol donk
ON+ILT: ZERO room to talk playing that hand..
XXNUTTEDXX: yea bytch it beat u so **** nigga
ON+ILT: 8TK4 L O L
ON+ILT: we'll see if I can get your two bucks
XXNUTTEDXX: fck u nigga take it w h ore
ON+ILT: sticks and stones, L O L
Dealer: Game #36041519952: luckyluke156 wins pot ($0.52)
XXNUTTEDXX: so s t * * nigga
XXNUTTEDXX: u keep talking
ON+ILT: you must be young..
ON+ILT: your poor mom
XXNUTTEDXX: hahahahaha
Dealer: Game #36041554178: XXNUTTEDXX wins pot ($0.08)
XXNUTTEDXX: take ya old azz to sleep
XXNUTTEDXX: and stop talking
XXNUTTEDXX: old man
ON+ILT: huh I can't hear ya son.. lemme trun up hearin aid
XXNUTTEDXX: powder nutz azz nigga
Dealer: rage195, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: rage195 has three of a kind, Fours
Dealer: Game #36041574984: rage195 wins pot ($0.49) with three of a kind, Fours
ON+ILT: young man I can't understand Ebonics
ON+ILT: are you from the "hood"
XXNUTTEDXX: a ite the SHUT YOUR FCKING MOUTH and u wont have to worry about it
ON+ILT: aite? Is that ebonics?
XXNUTTEDXX: maybe does it matter old man
Dealer: ON+ILT, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
ON+ILT: oh ok, just wondering
XXNUTTEDXX: aint u suppose to be at the hospital or something??

EDIT: Oh ya, a few mins later... I stacked him here:

PokerStars Game #36041746696: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/11/29 21:48:25 PT [2009/11/30 0:48:25 ET]
Table 'Selinur II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: XXNUTTEDXX ($2.46 in chips)
Seat 2: rage195 ($2.81 in chips)
Seat 3: ON+ILT ($4.52 in chips)
Seat 4: lesnos ($3.59 in chips)
Seat 5: luckyluke156 ($6.63 in chips)
Seat 6: PiLoKo ($0.93 in chips)
PiLoKo: posts small blind $0.01
XXNUTTEDXX: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ON+ILT [Jd Kh 7h Kd]
rage195: calls $0.02
ON+ILT: calls $0.02
lesnos: folds
luckyluke156: calls $0.02
PiLoKo: folds
XXNUTTEDXX: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 3h]
XXNUTTEDXX: checks
rage195: checks
ON+ILT: checks
luckyluke156: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 3h] [4s]
XXNUTTEDXX: bets $0.09
rage195: folds
ON+ILT: raises $0.27 to $0.36
luckyluke156: folds
XXNUTTEDXX: calls $0.27
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 3h 4s] [2s]
XXNUTTEDXX: bets $0.81
ON+ILT: raises $1.53 to $2.34
XXNUTTEDXX: calls $1.27 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.26) returned to ON+ILT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ON+ILT: shows [Jd Kh 7h Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Threes)
XXNUTTEDXX: shows [Js As 3s 5s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
ON+ILT collected $4.77 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.97 | Rake $0.20
Board [Kc 3c 3h 4s 2s]
Seat 1: XXNUTTEDXX (big blind) showed [Js As 3s 5s] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: rage195 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: ON+ILT showed [Jd Kh 7h Kd] and won ($4.77) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
Seat 4: lesnos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: luckyluke156 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: PiLoKo (small blind) folded before Flop


Oh and my chat after... LOL

Dealer: Game #36041746696: ON+ILT wins pot ($4.77) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
rage195: idiot
rage195: leave now
ON+ILT: t ake that sh.it ni.ggaZ
ON+ILT: LOLOLOLOL
rage195: way to go
rage195: focking child
ON+ILT: timing.


Saturday, November 28, 2009

UB - Poker2Nite Episode 2







The BEST poker laptop, coming soon?














This looks very interesting... a dual screen laptop... sounds perfect for poker right?


saw this on gizmodo as well.

Or you can buy THIS one right now!




Poker Gloves


Read this on nat arem's blog... funny stuff



Nat Arem – 12:14
http://www.rebelsport.com.au/ecom/rebel/product_detail.aspx?id=24215&cat=257
you should get a glove sponsorship
like rizen

yellowsub86 – 12:15
omg i want subgloves

Nat Arem – 12:15
yea clearly
those gloves are ideal for playing poker
like kitten mittens make sense for loud cats

yellowsub86 – 12:15
yea mittens

**Kitten mittens will make sense if you watched It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia a few weeks back…

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mastermind















Remember this game... a true classic.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Wallpaper

I love this new wallpaper I found online.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Chip Lead

"The only time having the chip lead in a tournament really matters is
after the very last hand has been played."

ALL IN Magazine
November 2009 p11

Friday, November 20, 2009

UB - Poker2Nite - Ep 1.3 - w/ Joe Sebok and Scott Huff - featuring Dana Workman

Courtesy of UB.net
Raise.Stack.Own










Episode 1 Intro


Episode 1 Part 1


Episode 1 Part 2


Episode 1 Part 3

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Antonius-a-ments LOL

Reposted from areallybigfish

Poker Blog Spoofs
September 24th, 2009
Here is Daniel Negreanu spoofing a poker blog by Patrik Antonious:

It’s so sick, like, last week I bought moisturizer to make sure my skin stays silky smooth and, like, they discontinue my brand. Now I have to fly back to Finland to see my doctor to make sure I don’t put any bad kind of cream on my face because you can’t trust, like, any brand.

I won, like, 5 million last month and broke my mouse because I was so pissed off about running so bad. It’s sick. Like, if the cards ever break even I’m going to win so much money. I could have won like $10 million, so sick, I’m just frustrated.

You just don’t understand how tough it can be to deal with. $5 million is not bad for some people, but my face cream is really expensive and I also pay my hairdresser a lo,t because I don’t trust too many people with my hair. It’s not easy to cut perfectly and I won’t go outside unless I look like perfect. So I’m basically screwed right now, a little bit depressed, but whatever, it could be worse… I guess

I’m going to go to the gym now for another 15 hour workout then eat some grilled chicken and a protein shake. I only worked out, like, 6 hours yesterday and I can already feel like I’m getting fat.

I think I am gonna do a few of these, this could be fun.

Shark Out of Water - Official Trailer (video)

Anyone hear about this? I hadn't until I saw it on dailyradar. Apparently, there is a site too

Poker2nite intro

Ghey that I don't get FSN, who does? Where can I get this show..?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Spelling

VIILLA

If you're going to do lettering on a vehicle, please use a dictionary
or the interwebs.

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 13

ESPN Inside Deal: Ep. 14

ESPN Inside Deal - Final Table

ESPN Inside Deal: 9-to-2 Preview

I umm... think my name will look cool in red

Courtesy of Pokernews:

Team Full Tilt's Newest Member

Exclusive to PokerNews.com: Tom Dwan is the newest member of Team Full Tilt. The best and brightest of Full Tilt were at a press conference in his honor to induct Durrrr to their ranks.

Folded Flush


Good fold?

PokerStars Game #35157887963: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/11/10 0:25:08 PT [2009/11/10 3:25:08 ET]
Table 'Dembowska' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: pacxsus ($10.01 in chips)
Seat 2: 68548015 ($9 in chips)
Seat 3: MoA.Spire ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: johndags ($9.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Andras5 ($5.89 in chips)
Seat 6: dnyce1123 ($18.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Zip701 ($3.70 in chips)
Seat 8: ByallMeans13 ($4.72 in chips)
Seat 9: ON+ILT ($10 in chips)
dnyce1123: posts small blind $0.02
Zip701: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ON+ILT [7c 5c]
ByallMeans13 said, "nice bluff"
ByallMeans13: folds
dnyce1123 said, "i know u like a book"
ON+ILT: raises $0.10 to $0.15
ByallMeans13 said, "j high wasnt enuff for me to stay in"
pacxsus: folds
68548015: folds
MoA.Spire: folds
johndags: folds
Andras5: folds
dnyce1123: calls $0.13
Zip701: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c 4c 8c]
dnyce1123: checks
ON+ILT: bets $0.15
dnyce1123: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [3c 4c 8c] [6s]
Zip701 leaves the table
dnyce1123: checks
ON+ILT: bets $0.45
dnyce1123: raises $0.45 to $0.90
ON+ILT: calls $0.45
*** RIVER *** [3c 4c 8c 6s] [Ad]
dnyce1123: bets $5.75
ON+ILT said, "man we both flopped it ?"
ON+ILT said, "cooler?"
VrackFlyer joins the table at seat #7
ON+ILT said, "hard fold"
ByallMeans13 said, "call it"
ON+ILT: folds
Uncalled bet ($5.75) returned to dnyce1123
dnyce1123 collected $2.35 from pot
dnyce1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.45 | Rake $0.10
Board [3c 4c 8c 6s Ad]
Seat 1: pacxsus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 68548015 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MoA.Spire folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: johndags folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Andras5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dnyce1123 (small blind) collected ($2.35)
Seat 7: Zip701 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: ByallMeans13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ON+ILT folded on the River

Sunday, November 8, 2009

ESPN November Nine Conference Call

Courtesy of Pokerati

ESPN 2009 WSOP Main Event Final Table Media Cattle Conference Call

Oct 29 2009

McNeilly, McEachern, Chad, White, et al.




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Wednesday, November 4, 2009