The Big Three

Stole this from KD, who borrowed it from Boing Boing:

This is so friggin' brilliant that I just had to have it for the blog. American socialism at its finest. There's always time for more poker stories later.

The Fine Print

You wouldn't buy our shitty cars, so we'll be taking your money anyway.

The Bailout. Coming this January.

You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you're out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a real man. Either way, we're cool.

GM, Chrysler, Ford. We're the Big Three. We don't need to compete.

Original source via Boing Boing.