Mercier is gross!

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ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 9

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 8

This one's for Grump

This one is for you Grump!

PokerStars Game #33077987352: Tournament #195646714, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (100/200) - 2009/09/20 13:08:07 PT [2009/09/20 16:08:07 ET]
Table '195646714 19' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: YankeyHater (17065 in chips)
Seat 2: asuhottrod (18140 in chips)
Seat 3: tinnas (21492 in chips)
Seat 4: IP2000 (13680 in chips)
Seat 5: xzone23 (8410 in chips)
Seat 6: vinASse40 (28875 in chips)
Seat 7: palepride619 (6185 in chips)
Seat 8: THT911 (12085 in chips)
Seat 9: Gocows (7455 in chips)
YankeyHater: posts the ante 40
asuhottrod: posts the ante 40
tinnas: posts the ante 40
IP2000: posts the ante 40
xzone23: posts the ante 40
vinASse40: posts the ante 40
palepride619: posts the ante 40
THT911: posts the ante 40
Gocows: posts the ante 40
palepride619: posts small blind 100
THT911: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [2s 4s]
Gocows: folds
YankeyHater: folds
asuhottrod: calls 200
tinnas: folds
IP2000: calls 200
xzone23: folds
vinASse40: folds
palepride619: calls 100
THT911: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qs 6s]
palepride619: checks
THT911: checks
asuhottrod: bets 200
IP2000: raises 800 to 1000
palepride619: raises 4945 to 5945 and is all-in
THT911: folds
asuhottrod: folds
IP2000: calls 4945
palepride619 said, "glgl all"
*** TURN *** [Kd Qs 6s] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qs 6s 7s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
palepride619: shows [2s 4s] (a flush, Queen high)
IP2000: shows [Kh Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
palepride619 collected 13250 from pot
palepride619 said, "whew"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13250 | Rake 0
Board [Kd Qs 6s 7s 7c]
Seat 1: YankeyHater folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: asuhottrod folded on the Flop
Seat 3: tinnas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IP2000 showed [Kh Qc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: xzone23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: vinASse40 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: palepride619 (small blind) showed [2s 4s] and won (13250) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 8: THT911 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Gocows folded before Flop (didn't bet)

ESPN Inside Deal - Ep. 7

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Chat bashed.....in Spanish no less

PokerStars Game #33035856727:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/19 11:59:36 PT [2009/09/19 14:59:36 ET]

Table 'Nerina V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: PLUSmsc ($1.65 in chips) 

Seat 2: nerks ($1.23 in chips) 

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($3.14 in chips) 

Seat 4: Sr.GarcíA ($0.68 in chips) 

Seat 5: The_Dealor ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: Akorvin ($3.09 in chips) 

nerks: posts small blind $0.01

ON+ILT: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Ah 3d]

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.02

The_Dealor: folds 

Akorvin: folds 

PLUSmsc: folds 

nerks: folds 

ON+ILT: checks 

*** FLOP *** [Ac 2h Jd]

ON+ILT: bets $0.04

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.04

*** TURN *** [Ac 2h Jd] [Ad]

ON+ILT: checks 

Sr.GarcíA: checks 

*** RIVER *** [Ac 2h Jd Ad] [3s]

ON+ILT: bets $0.70

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.62 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.08) returned to ON+ILT

*** SHOW DOWN ***

ON+ILT: shows [Ah 3d] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)

Sr.GarcíA: shows [6s As] (three of a kind, Aces)

ON+ILT collected $1.32 from pot

Sr.GarcíA said, "q puto asqueroso"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1.37 | Rake $0.05 

Board [Ac 2h Jd Ad 3s]

Seat 1: PLUSmsc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: nerks (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: ON+ILT (big blind) showed [Ah 3d] and won ($1.32) with a full house, Aces full of Threes

Seat 4: Sr.GarcíA showed [6s As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 5: The_Dealor folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Akorvin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

(cont..)

PokerStars Game #33035895367:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/19 12:00:50 PT [2009/09/19 15:00:50 ET]

Table 'Nerina V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: PLUSmsc ($1.65 in chips) 

Seat 2: nerks ($1.22 in chips) 

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($3.78 in chips) 

Seat 5: The_Dealor ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: Akorvin ($3.09 in chips) 

ON+ILT: posts small blind $0.01

The_Dealor: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Jc 4c]

Akorvin: folds 

PLUSmsc: folds 

ON+ILT said, "lol puto?"

Sr.GarcíA said, "mierda xa ti"

nerks: raises $1.20 to $1.22 and is all-in

ON+ILT: folds 

The_Dealor: folds 

Uncalled bet ($1.20) returned to nerks

nerks collected $0.05 from pot

nerks: doesn't show hand 

Sr.GarcíA said, "no tienes mas suerte porq no eres mas feo"

ON+ILT said, "gracias"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $0.05 | Rake $0 

Seat 1: PLUSmsc folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: nerks (button) collected ($0.05)

Seat 3: ON+ILT (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: The_Dealor (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: Akorvin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

New Accomplishment

I beat a platinum star that's four stars (****)  in a hand

PokerStars Game #32938005104:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/09/16 22:40:38 PT [2009/09/17 1:40:38 ET]

Table 'Rigilkent' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: bartek901 ($5 in chips) 

Seat 2: bouf1000 ($3.24 in chips) 

Seat 3: MrDeadlift ($7.78 in chips) 

Seat 4: palepride619 ($10.88 in chips) 

Seat 5: th3m187 ($3.38 in chips) 

Seat 6: thisisurgod ($9.92 in chips) 

bartek901: posts small blind $0.02

bouf1000: posts big blind $0.05

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [Qc Tc]

MrDeadlift: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.05

th3m187: folds 

thisisurgod said, "i give money all the time"

thisisurgod: raises $0.20 to $0.25

bartek901: folds 

bouf1000: folds 

th3m187 said, "i'll take it"

bartek901 said, "give it clockwise"

palepride619: calls $0.20

*** FLOP *** [Td 3c 4s]

bartek901 said, "then"

th3m187 said, "is it the blue 2004?"

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $0.30

palepride619: calls $0.30

*** TURN *** [Td 3c 4s] [Th]

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $0.65

palepride619: calls $0.65

*** RIVER *** [Td 3c 4s Th] [7s]

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $2

palepride619: calls $2

*** SHOW DOWN ***

thisisurgod: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Tens)

palepride619: shows [Qc Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)

palepride619 collected $6.17 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $6.47 | Rake $0.30 

Board [Td 3c 4s Th 7s]

Seat 1: bartek901 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: bouf1000 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: MrDeadlift folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: palepride619 showed [Qc Tc] and won ($6.17) with three of a kind, Tens

Seat 5: th3m187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: thisisurgod (button) showed [Jc Ks] and lost with a pair of Tens

lol chat

MikePSS: pale pride interesting name

MikePSS: plus the haircut

palepride619: im pretty pale

Dealer: Game #32937191990: MikePSS wins pot ($0.04)

palepride619: lol

palepride619: not like white pride

palepride619: if that is what people think

MikePSS: no?

palepride619: just pale

MikePSS: that was my impression

palepride619: its a play on words

palepride619: bummer not good

MikePSS: not a skinhead?

palepride619: no, just bald

Dealer: Game #32937200821: ringoringo wins pot ($0.75)

palepride619: lol

MikePSS: ah

again, you cant mess with 68, crushes PLO

PokerStars Game #32897932501:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/15 21:42:03 PT [2009/09/16 0:42:03 ET]

Table 'Pikelner IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: Isskander ($4.89 in chips) 

Seat 2: palepride619 ($3.86 in chips) 

Seat 3: dgillis ($5.76 in chips) 

Seat 4: zapadlo 666 ($3.07 in chips) 

Seat 5: KIMADISSA ($5.43 in chips) 

Seat 6: tanoaleandro ($3.89 in chips) 

palepride619: posts small blind $0.01

dgillis: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [8s 6c 5c Jc]

zapadlo 666: raises $0.02 to $0.04

KIMADISSA: folds 

tanoaleandro: folds 

Isskander: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.03

dgillis: folds 

*** FLOP *** [6s 7c 8d]

palepride619: bets $0.04

zapadlo 666: raises $0.18 to $0.22

palepride619: calls $0.18

*** TURN *** [6s 7c 8d] [Ac]

palepride619: checks 

zapadlo 666: bets $0.54

palepride619: calls $0.54

*** RIVER *** [6s 7c 8d Ac] [8h]

palepride619: bets $1.57

zapadlo 666: calls $1.57

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [8s 6c 5c Jc] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)

zapadlo 666: mucks hand 

palepride619 collected $4.56 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $4.76 | Rake $0.20 

Board [6s 7c 8d Ac 8h]

Seat 1: Isskander (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: palepride619 (small blind) showed [8s 6c 5c Jc] and won ($4.56) with a full house, Eights full of Sixes

Seat 3: dgillis (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: zapadlo 666 mucked [9h Td 7d Kc]

Seat 5: KIMADISSA folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: tanoaleandro folded before Flop (didn't bet)

you cant mess with 68, even crushes in PLO

PokerStars Game #32815535059:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/13 19:09:28 PT [2009/09/13 22:09:28 ET]

Table 'Kypria III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: Geraldo22 ($2.42 in chips) 

Seat 2: palepride619 ($3 in chips) 

Seat 3: @Fee@Heidi@ ($4.70 in chips) 

Seat 4: lkakasenko ($1.59 in chips) 

Seat 5: Patio491 ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: mr simwah ($7.84 in chips) 

Geraldo22: posts small blind $0.01

palepride619: posts big blind $0.02

Patio491: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [8h 6d 8s 3h]

@Fee@Heidi@: calls $0.02

lkakasenko: calls $0.02

Patio491: raises $0.02 to $0.04

mr simwah: folds 

Geraldo22: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.02

@Fee@Heidi@: raises $0.02 to $0.06

lkakasenko: calls $0.04

Patio491: calls $0.02

palepride619: calls $0.02

*** FLOP *** [Jh 5c 7s]

palepride619: checks 

@Fee@Heidi@: checks 

lkakasenko: bets $0.25

Patio491: raises $0.25 to $0.50

palepride619: raises $1.50 to $2

@Fee@Heidi@: folds 

@Fee@Heidi@ is sitting out

lkakasenko: calls $1.28 and is all-in

Patio491: calls $1.44 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.06) returned to palepride619

*** TURN *** [Jh 5c 7s] [8c]

*** RIVER *** [Jh 5c 7s 8c] [4s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [8h 6d 8s 3h] (a straight, Four to Eight)

Patio491: shows [Jd 2h Qs 7d] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)

palepride619 collected $0.77 from side pot

lkakasenko: shows [5s 7h As 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)

@Fee@Heidi@ leaves the table

palepride619 collected $4.64 from main pot

lkakasenko said, "omfg"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $5.66 Main pot $4.64. Side pot $0.77. | Rake $0.25 

Board [Jh 5c 7s 8c 4s]

Seat 1: Geraldo22 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: palepride619 (big blind) showed [8h 6d 8s 3h] and won ($5.41) with a straight, Four to Eight

Seat 3: @Fee@Heidi@ folded on the Flop

Seat 4: lkakasenko showed [5s 7h As 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

Seat 5: Patio491 showed [Jd 2h Qs 7d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens

Seat 6: mr simwah (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Sh!p !t

I am officially a Free roll god now! 6900 entrants and I finished number 1. Take that!

Tourney Time!

New card capper. Turtle from recent Maui vacation.

LOL ship the biggest pot EVER with ducks!

super fun table after that guy cracked my 68 suited flopped nut. Check this gamble. Chat is CLASSIC!!!

PokerStars Game #32625625773:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/08 22:57:46 PT [2009/09/09 1:57:46 ET]
Table 'Gutemberga V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: motomoto70 ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 2: squiddidley ($29.75 in chips)
Seat 3: palepride619 ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 4: compnewb ($16.60 in chips)
Seat 5: asymptote555 ($9.20 in chips)
Seat 6: hellokitt888 ($13.25 in chips)
hellokitt888: posts small blind $0.05
motomoto70: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [2d 2s]
squiddidley: calls $0.10
palepride619: calls $0.10
compnewb said, "NO FREE POTS"
compnewb said, "*flops"
compnewb: raises $0.75 to $0.85
asymptote555: calls $0.85
hellokitt888: folds
motomoto70: calls $0.75
squiddidley: raises $2.15 to $3
squiddidley said, "ok"
palepride619 said, "ut oh"
palepride619 said, "do I feel lucky?"
palepride619: calls $2.90
palepride619 said, "yup"
compnewb said, "do you guys feel lucky?"
palepride619 said, "sry ahead of time"
compnewb: raises $13.60 to $16.60 and is all-in
squiddidley said, "not you pale"
palepride619 said, "im due"
asymptote555: folds
motomoto70: folds
palepride619 said, "GLGL"
squiddidley said, "ok"
squiddidley: calls $13.60
palepride619: calls $9.35 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c 3d]
*** TURN *** [Td 9c 3d] [3h]
palepride619 said, "YES"
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c 3d 3h] [7c]
palepride619 said, "YES"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
squiddidley: shows [Ad Ks] (a pair of Threes)
compnewb: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Threes)
compnewb said, "LOl"
squiddidley collected $4.05 from side pot
compnewb collected $4 from side pot
palepride619: shows [2d 2s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
palepride619 said, "whew!"
squiddidley said, "nice"
palepride619 collected $36.90 from main pot
palepride619 said, "even"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $47.30 Main pot $36.90. Side pot $8.05. | Rake $2.35
Board [Td 9c 3d 3h 7c]
Seat 1: motomoto70 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: squiddidley showed [Ad Ks] and won ($4.05) with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: palepride619 showed [2d 2s] and won ($36.90) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 4: compnewb showed [As Kh] and won ($4) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: asymptote555 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: hellokitt888 (small blind) folded before Flop

unMUTHAfingBELIEVABLE!!!!

PokerStars Game #32623732585: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/08 21:16:30 PT [2009/09/09 0:16:30 ET]
Table 'Gutemberga V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: CraigsMagic ($11.35 in chips)
Seat 2: squiddidley ($6.35 in chips)
Seat 3: palepride619 ($14 in chips)
Seat 4: compnewb ($10.65 in chips)
Seat 5: JubaElephant ($7.40 in chips)
Seat 6: J DOE WAKE ($12.25 in chips)
squiddidley: posts small blind $0.05
palepride619: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [8h 6h]
compnewb: raises $0.30 to $0.40
JubaElephant: folds
J DOE WAKE: folds
CraigsMagic: calls $0.40
squiddidley: folds
palepride619: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c 5d]
palepride619: checks
compnewb: bets $0.85
CraigsMagic: raises $1.05 to $1.90
palepride619: raises $5.50 to $7.40
compnewb: folds
CraigsMagic: raises $3.55 to $10.95 and is all-in
palepride619: calls $3.55
*** TURN *** [7s 4c 5d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c 5d Ac] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
palepride619: shows [8h 6h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
CraigsMagic: shows [4s 4h] (four of a kind, Fours)
CraigsMagic collected $22.85 from pot
palepride619 said, "wtf"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $1.15
Board [7s 4c 5d Ac 4d]
Seat 1: CraigsMagic (button) showed [4s 4h] and won ($22.85) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: squiddidley (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: palepride619 (big blind) showed [8h 6h] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 4: compnewb folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JubaElephant folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: J DOE WAKE folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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