Chat bashed.....in Spanish no less

PokerStars Game #33035856727:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/19 11:59:36 PT [2009/09/19 14:59:36 ET]

Table 'Nerina V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: PLUSmsc ($1.65 in chips) 

Seat 2: nerks ($1.23 in chips) 

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($3.14 in chips) 

Seat 4: Sr.GarcíA ($0.68 in chips) 

Seat 5: The_Dealor ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: Akorvin ($3.09 in chips) 

nerks: posts small blind $0.01

ON+ILT: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Ah 3d]

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.02

The_Dealor: folds 

Akorvin: folds 

PLUSmsc: folds 

nerks: folds 

ON+ILT: checks 

*** FLOP *** [Ac 2h Jd]

ON+ILT: bets $0.04

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.04

*** TURN *** [Ac 2h Jd] [Ad]

ON+ILT: checks 

Sr.GarcíA: checks 

*** RIVER *** [Ac 2h Jd Ad] [3s]

ON+ILT: bets $0.70

Sr.GarcíA: calls $0.62 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.08) returned to ON+ILT

*** SHOW DOWN ***

ON+ILT: shows [Ah 3d] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)

Sr.GarcíA: shows [6s As] (three of a kind, Aces)

ON+ILT collected $1.32 from pot

Sr.GarcíA said, "q puto asqueroso"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1.37 | Rake $0.05 

Board [Ac 2h Jd Ad 3s]

Seat 1: PLUSmsc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: nerks (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: ON+ILT (big blind) showed [Ah 3d] and won ($1.32) with a full house, Aces full of Threes

Seat 4: Sr.GarcíA showed [6s As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 5: The_Dealor folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Akorvin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

(cont..)

PokerStars Game #33035895367:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/19 12:00:50 PT [2009/09/19 15:00:50 ET]

Table 'Nerina V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: PLUSmsc ($1.65 in chips) 

Seat 2: nerks ($1.22 in chips) 

Seat 3: ON+ILT ($3.78 in chips) 

Seat 5: The_Dealor ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: Akorvin ($3.09 in chips) 

ON+ILT: posts small blind $0.01

The_Dealor: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ON+ILT [Jc 4c]

Akorvin: folds 

PLUSmsc: folds 

ON+ILT said, "lol puto?"

Sr.GarcíA said, "mierda xa ti"

nerks: raises $1.20 to $1.22 and is all-in

ON+ILT: folds 

The_Dealor: folds 

Uncalled bet ($1.20) returned to nerks

nerks collected $0.05 from pot

nerks: doesn't show hand 

Sr.GarcíA said, "no tienes mas suerte porq no eres mas feo"

ON+ILT said, "gracias"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $0.05 | Rake $0 

Seat 1: PLUSmsc folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: nerks (button) collected ($0.05)

Seat 3: ON+ILT (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: The_Dealor (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: Akorvin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

New Accomplishment

I beat a platinum star that's four stars (****)  in a hand

PokerStars Game #32938005104:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/09/16 22:40:38 PT [2009/09/17 1:40:38 ET]

Table 'Rigilkent' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: bartek901 ($5 in chips) 

Seat 2: bouf1000 ($3.24 in chips) 

Seat 3: MrDeadlift ($7.78 in chips) 

Seat 4: palepride619 ($10.88 in chips) 

Seat 5: th3m187 ($3.38 in chips) 

Seat 6: thisisurgod ($9.92 in chips) 

bartek901: posts small blind $0.02

bouf1000: posts big blind $0.05

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [Qc Tc]

MrDeadlift: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.05

th3m187: folds 

thisisurgod said, "i give money all the time"

thisisurgod: raises $0.20 to $0.25

bartek901: folds 

bouf1000: folds 

th3m187 said, "i'll take it"

bartek901 said, "give it clockwise"

palepride619: calls $0.20

*** FLOP *** [Td 3c 4s]

bartek901 said, "then"

th3m187 said, "is it the blue 2004?"

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $0.30

palepride619: calls $0.30

*** TURN *** [Td 3c 4s] [Th]

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $0.65

palepride619: calls $0.65

*** RIVER *** [Td 3c 4s Th] [7s]

palepride619: checks 

thisisurgod: bets $2

palepride619: calls $2

*** SHOW DOWN ***

thisisurgod: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Tens)

palepride619: shows [Qc Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)

palepride619 collected $6.17 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $6.47 | Rake $0.30 

Board [Td 3c 4s Th 7s]

Seat 1: bartek901 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: bouf1000 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: MrDeadlift folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: palepride619 showed [Qc Tc] and won ($6.17) with three of a kind, Tens

Seat 5: th3m187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: thisisurgod (button) showed [Jc Ks] and lost with a pair of Tens

lol chat

MikePSS: pale pride interesting name

MikePSS: plus the haircut

palepride619: im pretty pale

Dealer: Game #32937191990: MikePSS wins pot ($0.04)

palepride619: lol

palepride619: not like white pride

palepride619: if that is what people think

MikePSS: no?

palepride619: just pale

MikePSS: that was my impression

palepride619: its a play on words

palepride619: bummer not good

MikePSS: not a skinhead?

palepride619: no, just bald

Dealer: Game #32937200821: ringoringo wins pot ($0.75)

palepride619: lol

MikePSS: ah

again, you cant mess with 68, crushes PLO

PokerStars Game #32897932501:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/15 21:42:03 PT [2009/09/16 0:42:03 ET]

Table 'Pikelner IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: Isskander ($4.89 in chips) 

Seat 2: palepride619 ($3.86 in chips) 

Seat 3: dgillis ($5.76 in chips) 

Seat 4: zapadlo 666 ($3.07 in chips) 

Seat 5: KIMADISSA ($5.43 in chips) 

Seat 6: tanoaleandro ($3.89 in chips) 

palepride619: posts small blind $0.01

dgillis: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [8s 6c 5c Jc]

zapadlo 666: raises $0.02 to $0.04

KIMADISSA: folds 

tanoaleandro: folds 

Isskander: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.03

dgillis: folds 

*** FLOP *** [6s 7c 8d]

palepride619: bets $0.04

zapadlo 666: raises $0.18 to $0.22

palepride619: calls $0.18

*** TURN *** [6s 7c 8d] [Ac]

palepride619: checks 

zapadlo 666: bets $0.54

palepride619: calls $0.54

*** RIVER *** [6s 7c 8d Ac] [8h]

palepride619: bets $1.57

zapadlo 666: calls $1.57

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [8s 6c 5c Jc] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)

zapadlo 666: mucks hand 

palepride619 collected $4.56 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $4.76 | Rake $0.20 

Board [6s 7c 8d Ac 8h]

Seat 1: Isskander (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: palepride619 (small blind) showed [8s 6c 5c Jc] and won ($4.56) with a full house, Eights full of Sixes

Seat 3: dgillis (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: zapadlo 666 mucked [9h Td 7d Kc]

Seat 5: KIMADISSA folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: tanoaleandro folded before Flop (didn't bet)

you cant mess with 68, even crushes in PLO

PokerStars Game #32815535059:  Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/09/13 19:09:28 PT [2009/09/13 22:09:28 ET]

Table 'Kypria III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: Geraldo22 ($2.42 in chips) 

Seat 2: palepride619 ($3 in chips) 

Seat 3: @Fee@Heidi@ ($4.70 in chips) 

Seat 4: lkakasenko ($1.59 in chips) 

Seat 5: Patio491 ($2 in chips) 

Seat 6: mr simwah ($7.84 in chips) 

Geraldo22: posts small blind $0.01

palepride619: posts big blind $0.02

Patio491: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to palepride619 [8h 6d 8s 3h]

@Fee@Heidi@: calls $0.02

lkakasenko: calls $0.02

Patio491: raises $0.02 to $0.04

mr simwah: folds 

Geraldo22: folds 

palepride619: calls $0.02

@Fee@Heidi@: raises $0.02 to $0.06

lkakasenko: calls $0.04

Patio491: calls $0.02

palepride619: calls $0.02

*** FLOP *** [Jh 5c 7s]

palepride619: checks 

@Fee@Heidi@: checks 

lkakasenko: bets $0.25

Patio491: raises $0.25 to $0.50

palepride619: raises $1.50 to $2

@Fee@Heidi@: folds 

@Fee@Heidi@ is sitting out

lkakasenko: calls $1.28 and is all-in

Patio491: calls $1.44 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($0.06) returned to palepride619

*** TURN *** [Jh 5c 7s] [8c]

*** RIVER *** [Jh 5c 7s 8c] [4s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

palepride619: shows [8h 6d 8s 3h] (a straight, Four to Eight)

Patio491: shows [Jd 2h Qs 7d] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)

palepride619 collected $0.77 from side pot

lkakasenko: shows [5s 7h As 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)

@Fee@Heidi@ leaves the table

palepride619 collected $4.64 from main pot

lkakasenko said, "omfg"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $5.66 Main pot $4.64. Side pot $0.77. | Rake $0.25 

Board [Jh 5c 7s 8c 4s]

Seat 1: Geraldo22 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: palepride619 (big blind) showed [8h 6d 8s 3h] and won ($5.41) with a straight, Four to Eight

Seat 3: @Fee@Heidi@ folded on the Flop

Seat 4: lkakasenko showed [5s 7h As 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

Seat 5: Patio491 showed [Jd 2h Qs 7d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens

Seat 6: mr simwah (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Sh!p !t

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