Tuesday, September 8, 2009

LOL ship the biggest pot EVER with ducks!

super fun table after that guy cracked my 68 suited flopped nut. Check this gamble. Chat is CLASSIC!!!

PokerStars Game #32625625773:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/08 22:57:46 PT [2009/09/09 1:57:46 ET]
Table 'Gutemberga V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: motomoto70 ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 2: squiddidley ($29.75 in chips)
Seat 3: palepride619 ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 4: compnewb ($16.60 in chips)
Seat 5: asymptote555 ($9.20 in chips)
Seat 6: hellokitt888 ($13.25 in chips)
hellokitt888: posts small blind $0.05
motomoto70: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [2d 2s]
squiddidley: calls $0.10
palepride619: calls $0.10
compnewb said, "NO FREE POTS"
compnewb said, "*flops"
compnewb: raises $0.75 to $0.85
asymptote555: calls $0.85
hellokitt888: folds
motomoto70: calls $0.75
squiddidley: raises $2.15 to $3
squiddidley said, "ok"
palepride619 said, "ut oh"
palepride619 said, "do I feel lucky?"
palepride619: calls $2.90
palepride619 said, "yup"
compnewb said, "do you guys feel lucky?"
palepride619 said, "sry ahead of time"
compnewb: raises $13.60 to $16.60 and is all-in
squiddidley said, "not you pale"
palepride619 said, "im due"
asymptote555: folds
motomoto70: folds
palepride619 said, "GLGL"
squiddidley said, "ok"
squiddidley: calls $13.60
palepride619: calls $9.35 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c 3d]
*** TURN *** [Td 9c 3d] [3h]
palepride619 said, "YES"
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c 3d 3h] [7c]
palepride619 said, "YES"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
squiddidley: shows [Ad Ks] (a pair of Threes)
compnewb: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Threes)
compnewb said, "LOl"
squiddidley collected $4.05 from side pot
compnewb collected $4 from side pot
palepride619: shows [2d 2s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
palepride619 said, "whew!"
squiddidley said, "nice"
palepride619 collected $36.90 from main pot
palepride619 said, "even"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $47.30 Main pot $36.90. Side pot $8.05. | Rake $2.35
Board [Td 9c 3d 3h 7c]
Seat 1: motomoto70 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: squiddidley showed [Ad Ks] and won ($4.05) with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: palepride619 showed [2d 2s] and won ($36.90) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 4: compnewb showed [As Kh] and won ($4) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: asymptote555 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: hellokitt888 (small blind) folded before Flop

unMUTHAfingBELIEVABLE!!!!

PokerStars Game #32623732585: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/08 21:16:30 PT [2009/09/09 0:16:30 ET]
Table 'Gutemberga V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: CraigsMagic ($11.35 in chips)
Seat 2: squiddidley ($6.35 in chips)
Seat 3: palepride619 ($14 in chips)
Seat 4: compnewb ($10.65 in chips)
Seat 5: JubaElephant ($7.40 in chips)
Seat 6: J DOE WAKE ($12.25 in chips)
squiddidley: posts small blind $0.05
palepride619: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to palepride619 [8h 6h]
compnewb: raises $0.30 to $0.40
JubaElephant: folds
J DOE WAKE: folds
CraigsMagic: calls $0.40
squiddidley: folds
palepride619: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c 5d]
palepride619: checks
compnewb: bets $0.85
CraigsMagic: raises $1.05 to $1.90
palepride619: raises $5.50 to $7.40
compnewb: folds
CraigsMagic: raises $3.55 to $10.95 and is all-in
palepride619: calls $3.55
*** TURN *** [7s 4c 5d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c 5d Ac] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
palepride619: shows [8h 6h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
CraigsMagic: shows [4s 4h] (four of a kind, Fours)
CraigsMagic collected $22.85 from pot
palepride619 said, "wtf"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $1.15
Board [7s 4c 5d Ac 4d]
Seat 1: CraigsMagic (button) showed [4s 4h] and won ($22.85) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: squiddidley (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: palepride619 (big blind) showed [8h 6h] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 4: compnewb folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JubaElephant folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: J DOE WAKE folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Puppies on a hovercraft

can't get this song out of my head